scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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