You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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