the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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