dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
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