Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
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