Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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