adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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