I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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