I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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