She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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