I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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