I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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