She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
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