The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
The ass gains better be worth it
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