I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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