I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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