Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
We just shotgunned beers for America
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Randomize
