I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
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