Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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