I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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