Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
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