I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
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