Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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