brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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