im drinking this country out of the recession.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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