ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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