Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
Randomize