I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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