one word: firstdatebathroomanal
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
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