So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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