what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
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