There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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