Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
P.S. I can't hear my feet
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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