he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
I think my moral compass just broke
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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