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thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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