Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
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