p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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