absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
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