For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
Randomize
