Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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