oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
no you cant smoke seaweed
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
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