Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Randomize
