Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
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