I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Ladies don't puke and tell
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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