I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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