guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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