I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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