It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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