Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
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