Sponge bath it is.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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