What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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