You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
I booty called her while she was in labor.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
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