Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
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