what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
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