so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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