this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Tip for today: never try to fart and swallow at the same time. You'll end up choking on whatever you are currently swallowing and shit yourself from the freakout of choking.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
Why is there bacon in the couch?
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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